soxy i'm sorry but what the fuck does "crab rangoon is a food thats an animal" supposed to mean
i bet u feel so stupid rn. theyre grazing
mothers-and-fuckers-of-the-jury:
the traveling trinkets wagon is in town :) pick your purchase.
a small glass jar full of dried rose petals
incense cones and a small stone bowl to burn them in
an oracle deck wrapped in a scarf, no box to be found
a silver candlestick holder with one black candle resting in it
a star shaped woven basket of rocks
a chunk of quartz a little larger than the size of a human heart
a piece of driftwood that looks like an eye
a red paisley curtain with a few odd stains
a smooth, polished ball of amethyst
a jar full of what looks to be fortune cookie slips of paper
there is no guarantee the trinkets are not cursed. choose at your own risk. reblog to keep the trinket shop traveling.
Some internet language things I really like:
- Phrases like “that’s certainly a thing”, “it’s so shaped”, or “one of the most animals” (is there a name for this?)
- when people write with little to no punctuation like they are just so done
- More specifically, asking questions without punctuation i.e. ‘what’ or ‘why’. It’s like, you want to know but also you are resigned to the answer?
- When people capitalise The Thing for emphasis - particularly if they add a trademark symbol to really drive The Point™ home
- How we use both bold and italic text for emphasis, but they convey it in different ways and I can’t quite explain how
- Responding to things exclusively with punctuation, because sometimes words fail you and all you can say is !!!