reallyreallyreallytrying:

as the owner of an 1100w microwave i find it hard to empathize with people who have a 900w microwave

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bobsipwiki:

imagine playing pokemon so good in 2014 that now your rat is the poster child for the pokemon vgc scene forever

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pibblepunk:

pibblepunk:

Hey bro why did your healthbar just appear. Do you need to talk about somethin

Bro, don’t front with me. I can hear your leitmotif

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fredenergy:

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battler we have to cook

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multi-fandom-nutjob:

heritageposts:

divinedorothy:

forcesense:

klutzmer:

major-jamie-hill:

Slutshaming women is not ok
Slutshaming Alexander Hamilton is totally ok
Tumblr logic

he cheated. on his wife.

he’s also been dead for several hundred years this is the funniest post ive ever read in my life

fave things about this post:

  • the idea that thousands of people are calling alexander hamilton a slut
  • calling any founding father a slut
  • the idea that people are SHAMING Alexander Hamilton for being Such A Slut he is being SHAMED for being such a naughty little tart, SPREADING HIS LEGS FOR EVERYONE IN CONGRESS
  • that this was probably prompted by people expression dissaproval for Alexander Hamilton cheating on his wife - that the OP thinks “slut shaming” and “Isnt it gross that he cheated on his wife” are the same thing
  • Alexander Hamilton has been dead for 210
  • 210 slutty, slutty years
  • the way that this is presented in such a CHECKMATE SJWS way when they’re talking about a founding father who cheated on his wife and has been DEAD FOR 210 YEARS
  • the fact that the words “Slutshaming” and “Alexander Hamilton” have been used in the same sentence
  • i mean just apply what we’d traditionally think of as “slut shaming” to Alexander Hamilton.
  • His frock coat is too tight, his breaches are so short, have you SEEN how often he powders his wig??? I heard he gave Thomas Jefferson a handy behind the stables AND that he got fingered by John Hancock
  • i barely know who alexander hamilton is

date of origin: 2014

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The Hamilton discourse extends beyond time.

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virgil-sanders-the-gay-emo:

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Which embalming fluid looks the most delicious? (Names are from left to right)

Introfiant

Metasyn

Syncav

Jaundofiant

Metaflow

Plasdopake

Pls reblog if u vote :)

I was so dedicated to this meme that I went on the embalming fluid website to figure out the names of the chemicals that were too blurred to read

veeranger:

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happy 12th to the single greatest video of our generation

homoqueerjewhobbit:

I care more about being spoiled about what Chocolate Guy is making at the start of his tiktok videos than I do about Marvel movies. Don’t post “chocolate guy makes a ____” in the description, I want to see him pour chocolate into an egg mold and then 2 minutes later be like “oohh shit ” when I realize that it’s actually a life size chocolate model of himself making a life size chocolate model of himself making a solid chocolate model of himself making a